~2~

Despite many, many years of careful planning, research and development it will still be impossible not to accidentally swear in front of your parents if you have spent a long time with friends profaning as you please.

~1~

There are four people who have been on the internet since it started:

Mike Benign Has never left Usenet

Dan Dandan Has never heard of Usenet

Leafy Smith Likes usenet, but prefers Ain't It Cool News?

Martin Palmer Is my alias

They will probably never leave it until the computers take over and makes them log off so they can update a bit.